YANKS: A-Bomb X2 for A-Rod

Things are going bad for the Yankees.

• Derek Jeter is limping around
• Johnny Damon is flirting with the DL
• Hideki Matsui was diagnosed with a hamstring strain
• Bobby Abreu was HBP with a very loud smack to his back knee
• Yankees Starters have an 11.42 ERA the first four games
• Yankee Starters are overworking the bullpen, with Pavano, Pettite, and Mussina failing to get out of the 5th inning
• Kei Igawa bombed in his first major league appearance
• Chien-Ming Wang is currently missing from the rotation
  
• Melky Cabrera just stinks
  
• Yankees have more errors than Microsoft Windows

However, they still manage to win.

• Jeter, Damon, Matsui, and Abreu are all expected to be OK
• Wang is on his way back from a minor scare
• The bullpen has been fairly dominant
• A-Rod has been even more dominant (2 outs, bottom of the 9th, down by 1, bases loaded, GRAND SLAM!!!!) - TODAY AGAINST THE ORIOLES
  

Lets just hope that things take a turn for the best and Melky doesn't give us many more reasons to cry for Bernie Williams.

One thing is for sure: A-Rod's grand slam should shut people up for a couple of days!